CHANCES:

That a ½ mile before your highway exit, someone will be doing 50 in the right hand lane – 81%


That you’ll try to go around them to pick up the extra 7/10 of a second - 68%


That the guy in the passing lane will be going too slow to allow that and you’ll end up falling right back behind the slow moving car – 39%


That if that never happens to you, you wonder why cars are always right on your tail when you’re going a decent 50 MPH - 19%

CHANCES:

That a college brochure will depict the campus in sun drenched summer – 80%

That it will show a golden fall day with leaves ablaze in color – 99.9%

Even if the college is in Arizona – 98%

That it won’t be like that on the day you’re there – 77%

CHANCES:

That the only seat available on the bus will be the handicapped seat – 12%

That you’ll sit in it but will have to give it up to a handicapped or elderly person by the next stop – 44%

That someone ambiguously disabled will come by -11%

That you’ll offer up your seat only to have them get angry at you for thinking they are disabled  or so elderly that they need it when they don’t think they do – 19%