Monday, November 26, 2012

CHANCES:

That you bought something on Cyber Monday – 39%
 

That Cyber Monday will lead to a new Xmas season retail day known as “Returns Saturday” -77%
CHANCES:

That there will be at least a dozen play reviews in an NFL game – 48%

That one day soon, instead of watching the game, we’ll just watch the wrap up of the refs as they finish watching a replay of the entire game, just to see them say, “After reviewing the whole game, the rulings on the field stand. The final score remains…” – 86%

Monday, November 19, 2012


CHANCES:

That when you just want to quickly return your DVD, you’ll wait in line at Redbox behind a guy who is deciding which movie to rent from among every movie in the machine – 44%

Friday, November 2, 2012

CHANCES:

That when the AT&T repair guy said my internet and TV would be back up in 8 hours he laughed out loud and said "Sucker!" as soon as he hung up the phone – 93%

That instead of being called AT&T U-Verse it should be called U Versus AT&T – 77%
 

That U is gonna to win – 16%