CHANCES:

That if you have groceries in your right hand your car keys will be in your right side pocket -54%

That both will be on your left side – 45%

That your car keys will be in the pocket on the side of your free hand – 1%

That rather than shift the bags,  you’ll look like a spastic geek as you try to unsuccessfully get into your pants pocket reaching across with the opposite hand – 88%

That you will be successful with this maneuver – 2%

That you will try the same maneuver next time – 50%