CHANCES:

That you took out the garbage even though it was a holiday – 18%

That as you took it out you noticed that only one other person had their garbage out – 50%

That it still didn’t register – 28%

That you pulled your garbage back in this morning so people don’t realize what an idiot you are – 9%

That you pulled it back in so people wouldn’t think you’re from Arizona and are protesting MLK day – 84%