CHANCES:

That you can turn the pages of the Sunday Times Magazine without them sticking together – 8%

That licking a finger will get stuck pages apart – 14%

That licking a finger on each hand and then moving the pages in opposite directions will get them apart – 29%

That directly licking the pages will get them apart – 38%

That you’ll want to read the magazine with all that slobber all over it – 1%